[M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a painman."
[M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"
[M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
[M2:] "Well we better study our butts off."
[M1:] "Well we came to the right placethe ever so quiet library."
[M2:] "Okenough talkinglet's study!"
[M1:] "All right."
[M2:] "Uh oh"
[M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] "Oh godhe's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!"
[Fatty whiningtry to catch breath]
[M1:] "Oh nohe's going to sit with us."
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellasstudying for the big test?"
[M1:] "Uhyes Fattywe were."
[Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into itstill whining horribly]
[M2:] "Hey Fattywhy don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"
[Fatty:] "NonoI'm catching it!"
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] "Okok Fattybut try to keep the wheezing level downwe're trying to concentrate."
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sureno problem."
[M1:] "Oh man."
[Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
"This test counts for eighty percent of our gradeyou know."
[Whining continues even louder]
[M1:] "Yes Fattywe knowwe just said that."
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
[M2:] "Fatty! Please keep it down!"
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
[M2:] "Is he sleeping!?"
[M1:] "Noit's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fattykeep the breathing down."
[Snoring stopsmore weird noise starts]
[M2:] "Ahh geez Fattywhat's wrong with you!?"
[Fatty: Pausingsnorting] "I'm trying."
[M1:] "Fattyyou know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
[M2:] "Oh nothat one's going to do it!"
[Fire alarm soundingfire trucks honking their hornssirens reeling]
[M2:] "Fattythe fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
[Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!"
[M1:] "Sorry Fireman Rayit's not the fire alarm."
[Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGeeis that you again!?"
[Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
[Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!"
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"
[Fatty: Still whining horribly] "They're fun!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGeeyou're the fattest!"
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
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