Anything goes when it comes to hoesthey go:
Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x
eightnine-tenthen ya got eleven
Twelvethirteenstart your age;
fourteen-fifteen-sixteenthe pubic stage
Like an applelike a cherrylike a peachlike a plum
better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!
Pick up my pants and thump and thump
I think I'll call up Tootieshe'll give me some
Watch outwatch out I'm drippin' live scum
I say damnI love the way I make my posse roll-a
'Specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a
Lift her up just like a pick up truck
then I sat her down and we started to fuck
Made whoopiemade whoopiemade whoopieYO-O-O-O-O!
I hope this time I don't make a cookie
Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie
Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool
but bullshitI ain't no foolcuz
[Big Daddy Kane]
WellI say...Extra! Extra!
Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya
I see trim and bag ittake it home and rag it
the Big Daddy law is anti-faggot
That means no homosexuality;
what's in my pants'll make you see reality
And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVAH!
Cuz I don't half-step when it comes to broads
The K-A-N-E 'll go the whole nine yards
There's no time for coversation my dear
[MOAN!] is all I wanna hear
So let's make a moveas I get smooth
cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe
I'm talldark and handsome and all that junk
Even white girls be sayin' "OohKane's a hunk!"
Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi
Some try to copybut they look sloppy
So imitators who wanna step to a
brother like melick my manure!
I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo
and when I used to be with ScottI was a Super-Hoe
But now I'm coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E
and if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee
I love bonin'and all my friends they will agree
that when it comes to pimpin' hoes...it ain't easy
First name: Smooth. Last name: B
WHen I'm bonin' a girlI make her feel heavenly
I like to make 'em waitand then make 'em beg
and when I take off my clothesthe I form a third leg
They rub it with oils and suck it with ice
Now I'm sweating....my mind is in paradise...
Tip-tip-toein'Scoob Lover's out hoein'
Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'
buyin' drinks for the ladiesmoney I was blowin'
right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin'
A brown-skinned cutie; bigplump booty
Nametag earrings readin' off "Tootie"
Bullseyebingthe girl of my dreams;
from my eyesight that was what it seemed
I saiduh"Come a little bit closer"
To Scoob that nightchoice guyshe said "Hi
Hi...hiI've really been wantin' to meet you
I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you
How 'bout dinnera Salisbury steak?"
I said"Sorry Honey-Dipbut I already ate"
So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder
went for Tootie cuz the girl was much older
East to the BenzI slowly walked;
clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk
Sex in my mindI was sure of it...
I wanted to tax that ass like the government!
Wellit's Friday nightain't a damn thing funny --
Bitch better have my money
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