Now beat that
And your mothers sayin “go to college”
So u finish college and its wonderful
U feel so good
And after all the partying and crazing
And don’t forget about that drug habit u picked up at school bein around your peers
Hey now you’ll get that 25 thoujob a year and
You’ll spend all your money on crack cocainebut it’ll be you’re your money
No more borrowin money from mom for my high
So now you get ur degree tattooed on your back your so excited about it
If u continue to work at the GAPafter several interviewsOh my god!
You’ll come in at an entry level position and when u do that
If u kiss enough assyou’ll move up to the next level
Which is being a secretary’s secretary!
And boy is that greatyou get to take messages for the secretary
Who never went to college
Shes actually the bosses nieceso now your apart of the family
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart man
All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not meI listenedok
I was a hall monitorThis was meant to be
You know how many classes I tookextra classes extra classes
No I’ve never had sex but you know whatmy degree keeps me satisfied
When a lady walks to me says “hey u know whats sexy?”
I say “noI don’t know what it isbut I bet I can add up all the change in your purse really fast”.
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