He was sittin' at the barsippin' on a regular Coke
We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes
We all saidMan, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?
He saidI would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't.
Chorus- Cause the more I drinkthe more I drink
YeahI'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loudI get proud....and it gets worse
Well if I have oneI'll have thirteen
Nawthere ain't no in-between
Causethe more I drinkthe more I drink.
A couple of cold onesand somebody hands me a shot.
Helleven buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Yeahonce I get on a rollain't no tellin' where I'll stop
Hummthat's what I'm talking about
Manif I have oneI'll have thirteen
And they can't get me off the kareoke machine
The more I drink...the more I drink.
Yeahthe more I drinkthe more I drinkthe more I drink.
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